Fresh pet of Argent


Race: Parrot 
Career: Aristocrat/Infiltrator From An Alien Race
Abillities: Power Behind The Throne, Evil Overlord
Skills: Fly 4, Insult Owners 1, Charm Customers 3, Demand Crackers 2, Incredibly Loud Squawking 1


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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the pet of a place called Argent

In Southern Immoren born and raised
In the cages where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
All squawking and screetching outside in the sun
When a couple of ‘rats, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my cage got snatched
And said "You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
they said “You’re going to the bossman in Argent ’rora”


“Go for the eyes!”


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